Drake’s Back! The Best IG Captions from $OME $EXY $ONGS

Love him or hate him, there’s no denying Drake’s impact on the music industry. He’s the most-streamed rapper of all time, and while 2024 wasn’t his best year, his legendary run—starting with So Far Gone in 2009—will be studied for years to come.

Yes, Kendrick definitely bodied him last year, and the internet had a field day, but Drake isn’t one to stay down for long. He’s back with a new project alongside PartyNextDoor, and despite $OME $EXY $ONGS receiving mixed reviews (mostly due to fan bias), there’s no doubt the album has some undeniable bangers.

The standout track, Gimmie A Hug, is already shaping up to be a club anthem for spring and summer. And as always, Drake came through with plenty of Instagram-worthy lyrics. So, we went through all 21 tracks and pulled the best ones for your next IG caption.

Blocked me, lost you…

Tryna sleep it off, but I just see you in my dreams

Your friends can’t hold water, they’d rather see you drown.

Surprise, surprise… I heard you ain’t found nobody that’s a ride-or-die.

You pretend to be so happy… it’s a bald-faced lie.

I just hoped that someday, someone would love me.

I need security ’cause niggas is hoes.

Drinkin’ four or five bottles of the wine… at this point, it’s a lifestyle.

I remember stressin’ over bills like a Buffalo fan… now look.

Same ones hatin’ gon’ be front row at the show.

Vent to me, baby… then let’s get into somethin’ explicit.

I ain’t makin’ you sign no NDA… I know you can keep a secret.

Thinking of loving you all the way like nothing is holdin’ me back

Your coworker? A hating-ass h*e.

Put that price on your love… 10 bands, you mine.

Scammers & drug dealers flex on a budget… I move different.

I just wanna ride with you, I just wanna ball out.

Shawty crying in the middle of Chanel… tears of joy or nah?

Girl, I wish I could save you… but I can’t.

She took me for Spider-Man, Superman… I’m just me.

Time passes whether we look at the clock or not.

Lucky for you, I don’t just love you for you… I love you for who you say you’ll be one day.

Since you got what you wanted, we don’t talk a lot.

This girl wants me to save her… I can’t.

You somewhere on house arrest pretending you in love.

Exfoliate that n*gga you with… he a scrub.

All I got is memories of thinkin’ what it was like.

You supposed to be my ace… now you just poppin’ in my face.

Blame it on the liquor, but I know the truth.

Whole crew got their phones silenced… like I don’t know what’s up.

You say you don’t go out that much… but the streets say otherwise.

You Neo in the matrix, these n*ggas just Nemo in the ocean.

Funny how it’s only btch nggas waitin’ on my obituary.

Maya Angelou off seven shots of ’42… your words are hitting different.

Rather spend my energy boosting you up… but you love the chaos.

The hate from this year alone is confusing, my love.

The rock I put on your finger was heavy… like my heart.

Session one, it’s gon’ hurt a little bit… session three, you’ll be used to that sh*t.

Drinks, jokes, sex, and cash… four things I can guarantee.

Why won’t my tears work? It’s been a decade since I cried.

Talks with your friends got you changin’ your vibe…

Pushed you away… ’cause that’s what I could afford.

Our future doesn’t sound too bright… but I just nod and say, ‘You’re right.

Flowers, diamonds, jets through the sky… but you still switched up.

I know there’s somebody who loves me… and that’s all I need.

Must be the stars… ’cause something’s lining up.

I need somebody who gon’ meet me at the top.

Group chat lit like, ‘B*tch, I’m a gag.’

You try to not act like a fan… but you know who I am.

All he left you with is anxiety & apologies.

How you supposed to stay with that n*gga in this economy?

Three drinks in, and I’m already playing therapist.

Friends won’t tell you the truth… but I will.

Been a nice guy… but people I’ve done right by flipped on me.